spam vs scrapple

hmmm

I was born in PA (first 10 years in Lancaster county) but never heard of scrapple (or dont remember), had to ask my parents about it. Looked for it by the spam today in store, nothing. I think the worst of spam, but never really gave it a good try as far as i can member.

found these cleaning my parents house today though....

Spam Haikus:

Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?

Ears, Snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass.
Pass another slice

Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat.
Give me a spork please.

Old man seeks doctor.
"I eat SPAM daily", he says.
Angioplasty

Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food".
A small pink coffin.

haha
scrapple is in the cold section and sap ca be found anywhere and still be edible used to keep some in the toolbox for special occasions