What I learned this Christmas

My wife and I didn't exchange gifts this year. We decided we have Christmas all year long.
But some things I have learned along the way.
A. Never buy a woman a kitchen gadget. If she wants it, just buy the damn thing and NEVER give it for a present. If it's for the house, then it's for the house. Don't call it a present.
B. Never buy a woman clothes. If you buy it to small, then you get the "I'm too fat" crap, buy to big and you get the "You really think I'm that fat?", buy to risque and it's "So you think I'm a slut?". So I don't buy clothes. I will buy a gift card and tell her to go nuts.
C. Never buy something that a old G/F or ex wife likes or wears. ie perfume. It's just an in general bad idea.
D. Don't decide not to exchange gifts. Even if it is her idea and she agrees to it. She'll pout and act disappointed.
It'll cost you a cruise to the Bahama's