What I learned this Christmas

Mine says how about this year we just spend x amount on our own giftsince I keep screwin up her gift, I say "Hell yeah, sounds good to me" I buy myself a Dana 60 for the Dart Yeah for me right, wrong, I did what she wanted, she goes off and buys me a K-frame, I get her diddly squat and she hit the frickin roof Morale of the story: CONFIRM everything TWICE theychange their minds without saying a thing