Try to top this for stupid

well here goes i was trying to be a smart a$$ and it backfired. i bought my wife a toaster for christmas now she did need one but it was also a gag gift.she was not very happy when she opened the gift to see a toaster.when she found a $100.00 bill in the toaster she was alot better.a couple of minutes later i said you did get all 5 of them out right [joking] i swear in like one second she said the toasters on FIRE.I JUMPED UP TO SEE A FLAME COMING OUT OF THE TOASTER.well there wasn"t 5 in there but there was 2 and the other one dropped down and she didnt see it.talk about IN TROUBLE .