Deep Question.
Instead of spending my time at a job, I spend my time looking for one. NC's economy is still in the tank.
. Boobs are real nice to look at but even better to touch.
That's about all you need to know at 17.
One other thing
Very little matters at your age as far as how you feel about life or yourself.
Wow dude. I agree with the boobs, disagree with the other part. This is probably the most important time of life. If I don't graduate, go forbid, life will suck ***. If I don't go to college, life will probably suck. I see the life of my high-school-dropout brother and my graduated-hs-but-didn't-go-to-college sister, and I know those aren't the lives I desire. Boobies are great, but at my age, boobies can change you life by giving you the best gift ever that will truly screw over any education plans. Well actually, that's what muff does. But they're still closely related.
I think you need to get laid!
Gotten laid, more times than I can count. Haven't lately, maybe that is the problem. Either way, I prefer to be a gentleman and not be out to get in every girl's pants that I can find. In truth, ever since a year ago when I had an epiphany and realized I was a womanizing, sleezeball of a pig, I've such a gentleman, I hardly deserve to own a *****.
Seventeen, eh? Well, here is something that is going to sound like complete nonsense (at best) but is nevertheless true: Hang on. A whole lot of ѕhit clears up and resolves and makes sense, all the sudden when you turn 30. It is like flipping a switch. Yes, I am being serious. No, I didn't believe it either. Yes, 30 seems like a long way off. No, it really isn't.
That sounded like total bullshit actually, but you've never told me wrong before, so I'll keep that huge steamy pile in mind. 30 isn't a long way off, I know. I didn't believe the seniors when they said High School flys by, but here I am 5/8 of the way through in the blink of an eye. One question, why 30? What magical occurrance takes place at age 30 that ushers in this new perspective?
