Any mbarrassing stories with your mopar ? haha

I just had a real doozy..just rewired the Barracuda and got it running real nice and thought it was the perfect time to go cruising, gas gauge kept moving so figured it was semi accurate. Well on the way home it was reading 1/4 tank figured might as well stop. Pulled into the turn lane and it suddenly decided to run out of gas(thank god its an A body and not a b or c!)...no warning no sputtering, well 2 sputters than death (440 apparently is a much more thirsty motor than I had anticipated lol) so here I am pushing the car across 5'oclock traffic with the turn signal on. Pushed it into the gas station filled her up and murdered the crap battery waiting for the mechanical fuel pump to suck fuel back into the lines.
Got a jump from a Ford Bronco :'( 2ce! first time got it started I didn't stay in long enough bumping the throttle before the idle settled down and it would idle by itself. Second time got it started the carb's throttle shaft decided to bind up and idle wouldn't drop under 2k so had to drive the rest of the way home smoking the rear tires every time I came to a red light.