Any mbarrassing stories with your mopar ? haha

Nothing embarrassing with any of the Mopars I've owned. Did have an incident with my 70 Cutlass once. Was driving home late at night in the rain on a dimly lite stretch of road. Not sure if the wiper blades were toast, but I was having a hard time seeing out the windshield. Next thing a big cautionary construction sign appears in front of me in the middle of the road. I panic thinking they excavated a huge deep *** hole in the road, so I yank the steering wheel as hard as possible and end up doing donuts all the way down the road through the middle of this work site. There is construction signs and pylons flying everywhere, landing on people's lawns on roof tops of houses. Got my *** out of there was too embarrassed to be accountable for my actions. Figured if the police found out I was 100% sober they would think I was complete loser.