This Just in From TSA

Year to date statistics on Airport screening


PSA from the TSA

Year to date statistics on Airport screening from the Department of Homeland
Security:


Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernia’s 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3