Broken New Year's Resolutions

I was going to give up pooping but it didn't work.
Pooping is a waist of time and boring. We should just come equipped with a trap door that we can open and the poop is already in a paper bag with the top stapled shut so all we have to do is take it out light it and throw it at someone. THAT would be much more fun than the way we do it now...stupid poop :angry7: LOL poop is a funny word, that and fart LOL poop fart.

but if you gave that up when would you read your mopar magazines?