"Chrome" headlamps?

Grownups understand that just because they don't understand something doesn't mean it doesn't exist or can be dismissed.

Whatever.

I'll tell you what: you keep on lockin' your front door, wearing your seat belt, driving slow, voting Democrat and doing everything you're ordered to do by the "authorities".

I'll keep my guns close, smoke my Marlboros, speed and make my own decisions, because I can.

You keep being safe, I'll keep being a man.

That said, It seems this thread is about something Mr. "I know everything about everything" Slant6 Dan doesn't actually know, so while I appreciate your attempt to input something valuable, you've proven that you just can't help out with this one. If I need suspenders or beard conditioner, you'll be the first one I ask.