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Have not went to check the mail in a few days. Grab the keys to my wifes truck and head out the front door. Put the key in the deadbolt of the inside door. Brain turned off and I did not remove the keys before I shut the screen door, which of course was locked. Wife was already in the shower. She unlocks the door, sees the keys and just starts laughing at me.:angry7::angry7: But wait, I am not done yet. Drove to the post office, which is 6-7 miles away. Up the steps, into the lobby reached into my sweatshirt pocket only to realize that I left the key to PO box at home.....
 
Ah...we all do that kind of stuff. There have been times I couldn't find something because I had it in my hand and was holding it up out of the way so I could look for it.
 
What you mean like working on a car, turn and go back to the toolbox and can't remember what you went there for? Not saying I do that......
 
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Just wait, as you get older, it gets worse. I have keys in my wallet, hidden in my well house....
 
I got up yesterday, got ready for work, put my shoes on, jumped in the truck, took off, got to the circle K jumped out,then realized I forgot my damn pants! remembered the socks, though!
 
Back years ago when store clerks trusted you when you pulled up to the gas pump you could start pumping gas. I filled up my tank went inside to pay and found that my wallet was at the house. I was lucky enough that the clerk new I was regular customer and he let me go home to retrieve my wallet.
 
Hey Doug at least you remembered your pants.
I cant wait until Im senile then I will have a defense for going to the store with no pants!
 
4spdragtop said:
Hey Doug at least you remembered your pants.
I cant wait until Im senile then I will have a defense for going to the store with no pants!
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Wait, who says im senile,maybe nuts I'll agree on,but not senile,least i can't remember doin any uh hold on a minute, what happened to the why am i what the hell is that doing there
 
One thing I have started doing is buying a "spare" of everything I buy, providing it is not to much $$$. I have close to an hour drive to the nearest Home Depot, Napa etc. Only problem is I can never remember where I put the spare stuff. So I end up heading back into town to buy another of whatever it is. I have even started putting all of my "spares" in a box on the shelf in the garage, but somehow they are never there when I need them. I am only 44 years old, can't wait until I am 64, will probably be going into town without my pants/shoes/shirt......I do feel a bit better knowing I am not the only one that does this.......:toothy10:
 
I have literally inspected myself to make sure I am fully dressed and fit to go out into public sometimes, so don't feel bad, lol.
 
About 10 years ago, my wife took the Ramcharger into town for groceries. I had broken off the key in the ignition, so we started it with a screwdriver. Anyway, I get a call at work, she lost her keys, and couldn't get into the house. I leave work, drive home to find her in the carport, truck full of groceries and her keys dangling from the driver's side door lock. She had driven 30+ miles with this big, colorful wad of keys, toys, etc. flappin' in the wind. I still like to remind her of that whenever I forget something.
 
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