This is How it REALLY Went Down

Yep, that's how it went down. Oh and don't forget that Washington called in air support and had F-22s, F-18s, A-10s and a couple of B-1s coming in hot with 2000 lbs JDAMs ready to bomb the hell outta the area.
Sorry if I sound like a d*ick, the pain won't go away. Damn pain meds aren't working!!!!