Some people REALLY ARE tools

So I see this ad:

http://spokane.craigslist.org/pts/2192180929.html




and I think rear axle, disk brakes, 318/360 engine.

and I call

....wrecked, etc....

"Have a title?"

No, uh, see, ya don't need one 'cause it's wrecked, and like can't be fixed

"Well I DO need one, can you explain why you don't?"

Well, it's my wifes Dad's brothers cousins buddy.........I ...uh....MIGHT ...uh....be ....able.....

So I search using his phone number and I FIND THIS GEM:

http://spokane.craigslist.org/cto/2189428351.html




AND I'M AMAZED TO READ THAT: