Anniversary

InkJunkie,
My father beat Rule #1 into my head while I was growing up.

And I found out it was true....'cept for my ex.

Rule# 1.
The happier you keep the womenfolk, the better your quality of life will be.

Some guys give little gifts on Valentines Day to the women that they work with.

I keep (all year) a stash of Hershey's Kisses in my desk AND they have unlimited access to it.

Cheap insurance.