What's the WORST car/truck you've owned?

65 ford falcon 2dr post 6cyl/3on the tree had for 2 weeks traded my old dart for it cause i wanted something different stupid me, one day i was going to show it off to a mopar buddy was in route to his house came to a 4 way stop got ready to go and let up off of the clutch and poof!!!! smoke everywhere up threw the column out from under the hood you name it did manage to make it to my buddys house but he wasnt there 4 quarts of oil was though had to use them so i could get home parked it in the driveway called the scrap yard about an hr later 1 less falcon and 200 dollars towards another car i was feeling alittle better another one was a 90 ford taurus nice looking car bought it for 1800 for my wife changed the water pump drove it for a day and that was it took it to a mechanic friend he said he dont understand it it gets fuel,spark , everything but wont start so ended up getting rid of that turd toa diesel mechanic friend of mine he tried messing around with it for another 2 months and nothing i dont have any luck with fords it seems as soon as i get a ford into my name they turn into big ole piles of crap so i dont get them anymore