Need motivation!!!!

ALLRIGHT MOPARBOY, GET OFF THAT COUCH AND GET IN THAT GARAGE NOW, OR I'M COMING DOWN THERE AND STRIP YOU OF RANK AND YOU'LL BE STUCK DOING THE WIFE'S HONEY-DO LIST UNTIL YOU'RE TOO OLD TO BEND DOWN AND SCRUB THE TOILET!!! NOW, MOVE IT...HUP ONE, HUP TWO....MOVE IT, MOVE IT....C'MON, GET THE LEAD OUT OR YOU'LL BE DRIVING A SUBARU UNTIL YOU'RE TOO OLD TO SEE THE ROAD FROM YOUR HIGH CHAIR, YA JACKWAGON!!!

There, hows that for motivation???LOL!!! I always wanted to use the term Jackwagon for something!!! Hope this helps, Geof