20yrold wnt To Move SouthCarolina Please

Forgot to add:

cockroaches as big as a small mouse
armadillos tearing up the yard
dam possums
squirrels (live trapped 53 in 2 months off my 1 acre years ago)
No copperheads, only 6' long rattlesnakes, and cotton mouths as thick as your fore-arm. some coral snakes, but basically down south.
Rednecks
Freeze for 2 months, die from the heat and humidity for 3 months. Rest of the year is nice, makes the dam grass grow= riding mower. And the bushes grow- kill them.
Did I say it goes to 105 degrees with 90 % humidity?
And it has been known to snow, here in North Fl. Global warming, my butt.
Moved from Maryland to here in 1967; better here.