Dawgs is sooo Dummm....

Cooking porkchops tonight....dredged them with flour and sauteed them off. Dump the flour in the trash, get dinner on the table, all's well... but it's quiet...a little TOO quiet!!! Wheres the dog??? She's usually sitting by the table waiting, just in case!!! Hmmm, she's hiding under the table!!! Whats going on under there Belle??? Thats funny, she's not coming out??!!! Won't even come out for a porkchop!!

Go into the laundry room where the trash is...Hmmm, something ain't right!!! The cats in there!! "Homer, have you been in the trash"??

Homer...."Not me, I think it was the dog"!!!
Bella..."It wasn't me, it must've been the kids"!!!
Kids..."It wasn't us, we were at the table"

OK, time for a little Perry Mason!!! At the trial, I paced up and down in front of the accused..."Alright, which one of you is guilty??" But not a word was spoken!!!

The jury was hung..."How can we solve this mystery without Scooby and the gang???" Then, just as they were about to give up, a little piece of evidence was slipped under the door..."I think we have our criminal!!!"
The sentence was long and the punishment was hard...No pup cup for a week!!!

Dawgs is sooo Dummm......