Very Rare! Made of Unobtainium! 3 were made and I own 4! Sale ads

For sale: really rare $5 bill. There aren't many around these days. I'll sell it for $100, plus shipping, and don't make me any offers...I wont take 'em....would consider trade for a $50 and 2 -$20's.

Is this the famous "Mr Norms" five dollar bill, that he had to break, in order to get a bag of chips out of "Grand Spaulding's" vending machine?
It's not that rare. My sisters,friends,nieghbors,brother in-law has one just like it. I can buy IT for only sixty bucks.....you crook:bootysha: