most ridiculous trade for your mopar

I have a 2000 dodge ram 2500 4x4 5spd diesel. I have been offered an 03 ford crown vic police cruiser and a chevy trail blazer together as well as somebody offering me a lincoln navigator for trade. I told the guy witht he lincoln the value of his is no where near mine and the guy with the crown vic and trail blazer that those 2 together could never meet the value of just the cummins engine