Fart Facts

I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old fart receiving it.


If you bump into an Old Fart on the sidewalk he will apologize. If you pass an Old Fart on the street, he will nod or tip his cap to a lady. Old Farts trust strangers and are courtly to women.

Old Farts hold the door for the next person and always, when walking, make certain the lady is on the inside for protection.

Old Farts have moral courage and personal integrity. They seldom brag unless it's about their children or grandchildren.

I was taught to respect my elders. It's just getting harder to find them.
Thank God for Old Farts!

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