Alone.....

So, screw the dogs, have a big bowl of turtle soup and have some fried bird.
The birds are my entertainment. I have to think of something new to teach them while she is gone. There vocabulary is slowly growing. They have mastered what it sounds like when I fart in the chair by the computer, except for the fact that they double the length of it. One bird says "Your not farting over there". Other one says "No". First one will then say "Want me to?". Second one will say "No". Then they just repeat want me to and no for a few cycles.......