If you really want to liven it up when Ernie comes home, teach them "What time do the strippers get here?" "Sssssssshhhhhhhhhh, here she comes" and "Owww you're pulling my hair!"
They drive Ernie nuts with some of this stuff. Every night when we go to bed they start calling her, kind of like Errrrrrnnnnniiiiiieeeeee. When the dogs are barking they start screaming shut up. Phone rings they announce Taco Box.
