Beer! This is alarming!!!



Beer contains female hormones!

Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!


Last month, Montreal University and scientists released the results of a recent analysis

That revealed the presence

Of female hormones

In beer.

Men should take a concerned look

At their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens)

And that by drinking enough beer,

Men turn into women.


To test the theory,

100 men each drank 8 schooners of beer

Within a one (1) hour period.


It was then observed that

100% of the test subjects,

Yes, 100% of all these men:




1) Argued over nothing.


2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.


3) Gained weight.


4) Talked excessively without making sense.


5) Became overly emotional


6) Couldn't drive.


7) Failed to think rationally, and


8) Had to sit down while urinating.


No further testing was considered necessary!!