No Ricer Parking

This happened on one of our local SoCal freeways yesterday. Witnesses said the Nissan 350ZX abruptly swerved across several lanes of traffic before driving under a 7-UP delivery truck.

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The driver survived uninjured but couldn't remember anything after being helped out of his now-severely depreciated car.
I bet his first words were, "Hey, who crapped in my pants?"