Confuscious
Confucius Say...
* Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.
* Man who run in front of car get tired.
* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
* Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.
* War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
* It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
* Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
* Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
* Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!
* Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
* Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.
* He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
* Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
* Man who sit on tack get point!
* Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!