Confuscious

Confucius Say...

* Grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

* Man who run in front of car get tired.

* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

* Baseball is wrong - man with four balls cannot walk.

* War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.

* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

* It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

* Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

* Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

* Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

* Don't eat the snow where the huskies go!

* Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!

* Man who lose key to apartment not get new key.

* He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

* Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

* Man who sit on tack get point!

* Man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!