For the fisherman and women

Reminds me of a story. This guy I used to work with had a 5 year old who he dropped off to go fishing one day. He returned to pick up his son at dinnertime and the boy was so excited, running up to him saying, "Daddy, I cought a fish!"

"What kind did you catch?" he asked his son.

"I caught a big-mouth-bastard!", his son said excitedly.

Turned out to be a Large Mouth Bass.... The boy was a little confused on the name...

This is a true story.