What do you call a man with... ?

What do you call a man with... ?

Ok guys & gals, let's see how many of these that we can come up with. Post any that you know that aren't up yet..

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What do you call a man with...no legs from the knees down?

Neil

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What do you call a man with...no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob

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What do you call a man with...no arms and no legs laying in a hole in the street?

Phil

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What do you call a man with...no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?

Art

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