Blondes

What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?

Their knees.

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What do peroxide blondes and jumbo jets have in common?

Both have big black boxes....

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How do you get a blonde's eyes to light up and sparkle?

Shine a light in her ear...

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Why did the blonde have square boobs?

She forgot to take the tissues out of the box....

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What does a blonde call a mushroom with a nine-inch stalk?

A Funghi to be with.

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What do you give a blonde who has everything?

Penicillin.

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Why do blondes wear panties?

To keep their ankles warm....

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick, it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining...

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What's the difference between a group of blondes and a good magician?

A good magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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