Blondes
Why do blondes wear hoop earrings?
So they have a tidy place to keep their ankles.
A blonde and a brunette moved into an apartment. One day the doorbell rings and the blonde answers the door; it's a flower delivery guy with a bouquet for the brunette. The blonde brings her the flowers.
"Oh great, they're from Karl! I suppose now I have to spend the whole weekend with my legs up in the air ..."
The blonde looks confused for a moment, and finally just has to ask.
"Why? Don't you have a vase?"