married for 50 years...

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ... "Fifty" years ago we had a cheap apartment, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watcheda 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 20-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $300,000.00 home, a $38,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 70-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 20-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems