Wives are having sex with their husbands because
they can't afford batteries.​

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.​

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.​

A stripper was killed while she danced when her audience
showered her with rolls of pennies.​

I saw a polygamist with only one wife.​

If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds,"
you call them and ask if they meant you or them.​

McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.​

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.​

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned
their children's names.​

My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it,
and they re-possessed her!​

A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico.​

A picture is now only worth 200 words.​

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.​

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.​