Pun Intended

Two beau weivels grew up in a small town. The older one grew up, went to Hollywood, and became a huge famous movie star.

The younger one stayed around town and bought a farm and never really amounted to much. The townspeople began to refer to him as "the lesser of two weivels"...

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I used to sit on my porch with my Irish friend Paddy O'furniture...