The Union ***** House

Two union members went for a weekend in Vegas. While there they decided to visit a ***** house. But being devout union members they would only do business in a "union" ***** house.
They knocked on the door of the first one. The madame answers and asks "can I help you boys?" They respond, "well yes, is this a union ***** house? No it isn't is the reply. Damn...one ask ok, so I give you a hundred dollars, what's the cut for the girl? The girl gets $25 and the house gets $75. Bull **** they say, were outta here!
The next house is much the same....but here the answer is, the girl gets $30 and the house gets $70. Still not good enough.
The third one they ask, Madame, is this a union ***** house? Why yes sir this is. Alright they think, and ask, "so I give you a hundred dollars, what's the cut for the girls?" The maddam replies, the girls get $75, and the house gets $25. **** HOT! one says and looks around. He sees a pretty lil blond lady in the corner and says, "I'd love to spend a little time with her"
The madame says "well I'm sure you would but......" she points over at 65 yr. old 300 pound Ethel and says, "Ethel there has seniority!"