Sun Burn Remedies?
Uuuhhh..... not really.
You're full of crap :---) :---) :violent1: :poke:
I was never going to tell anyone this but here it goes.
I went and looked at some property that was for sale. I walked through woods, kudzu, and tall grass with just a pair of shorts on. I left and went over to my friends house who paints cars on the side. When I was on the way over I notice that chiggers had adhered to my "go nads". They wasn't itching but I could tell that something was happening and the itching would come next. I told my friend about my troubles who was sanding on a old car and he said "Soak that rag with that can of lacquer thinner over there and wipe your balls with it. It will kill those little suckers!" I soaked the rag and walked around back of the shop and did as I was told. It felt sooooo good and refreshing and could tell that the chiggers wasn't having a good time.
BUT
As soon as the thinner started to "flash off" what was cool and refreshing became SATAN'S RAGE on my "go nads". As I took off running towards his house to try to wash the thinner off I went flying by the shop door in which got my friends attention. He yelled out "Don't put water on them it will actually make it worse!" When he said that I collapsed on his porch leading into the house and TOOK IT LIKE A MAN! I could feel all the blood go from my face and felt like some one had a blow torch down there trying to burn those suckers off! It wasn't long my friend was standing over me saying "I just can't believe you did that!" laughing so hard that he could barely get the words out.
After it was all said and done I had no itching of any kind then or days later after my "self inflicted" washing.
I mention lacquer thinner a lot when people ask "What do thing I should put on this?" I know it's cruel! LOL
