colonoscopy,not far from the truth!

Only one thing I can say; Been there, Done that.

x2 and it's still pretty fresh in my mind. At one point during a particularly nasty phase of the evacuation part I thought "hey I just have to hand my intestines to the doctor in a bucket and tell him to let me know when he's done and I'll be in the waiting room. My comment to the doctor was "Doc I have an itch behind my left eye. Do you mind giving it a scratch??"

On a serious note if you folks are 50+ get it done man. It might save your life.