Boobs are not fair.

True story... For a time my wife was getting pulled over for speeding and getting away with warnings A LOT. She even got pulled over twice by the same cop who let her go both times.

In the same time I received a couple tickets for 6 over. Once in a 55 and once in a 65. I even got a ticket for 6 over driving in the HOV lane on my motorcycle. I was riding with the flow of traffic and the cop singled me out. I guess the guy wanted me to get run over.

Anyway... my wife came home with another "I got pulled over and let go with a warning story". I was furious... I called up the PD which she had been dealing with, which was also the same PD that I had been dealing with. I asked to speak to a Sargent. I told him that my wife was getting let go with warnings for the same **** that I was getting ticketed for. He asked what I wanted him to do.... I said "How about telling your officers to start thinking with their heads instead of their dicks". "My wife has big boobs, and I don't, obviously that must mean something to them". We both got a good laugh out of that, and he jokingly said he would post that on their bulletin board...

To make matters worse, my wife is an absolute smart *** to the cops when she's pulled over, while I'm a yes sir, no sir, have a nice day sir, kind of guy. Go figure...