Hernias

Get it taken care of - pronto. Two types, one where it's in your abdomen, one where your small intestine drops into your scrotum.

My right nut swelled up like the size of a grapefruit. No ****, the skin was TIGHT. That's because I put off going to the doctor until it got irritated, and then infected. That's a whole different ballgame. Pun intended. I woke up with my balls in a mesh sling.

After the surgery, it started to hurt like hell, doc told me to take a warm bath and some Advil. I laughed, but it worked.