It's so hot...

The farmers are feeding there chickens ice to keep them from laying hard boiled eggs.


What a great day to go out to the parking lot, jump into your car, and roast marshmallows.

I turned on the lawn sprinkler. All I got was steam.


You know it's hot when you can feel the breeze but you can't find the dragon.



You know it's hot when your baby powder develops a rash.