oh ****... cross your fingers everyone.

Congrats 64Lucy! My son is six years old, and while I may yearn for the days when my wife and I could just get up at 3am and go to IHOP without having to worry about the little one, I really can't imagine what my life would be like without my son. He is six now, and annoys the sh*t out of me everyday, but I love him like no other.

For the first year of your child's life you will be encouraging them to walk and talk. Then for the next SIXTEEN years you will be yelling at them to SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP!!!