Mopar vs Rice

those import fart buckets are around here all the time. looks fast, but isn't. i agree with the body kit falling off, but i have a big new fart can mentality. its great.

i was on the freeway one time crusin back from a local show, with the tach at about 2500 rpm, when out of nowhere a toyota corolla S with a glowing blue dash pulls next to me and keeps going forward,backward,forward.....trying to get my attention. he thought his neon dash would have given him at least 2hp. after him doing this for about 30 seconds, i dropped it into 2nd, took it up to about 6,000rpm, shifted to 3rd and took it until about 4500rpm(i guess about 100-110?), he was at least 10 cars back, then backed it off down to 70mph. about a minute later he comes up next to me, looking like a just took a crap on his hood, and then took off so i could hear his BIG exhaust. a feeling of pure contentment and satisfaction came over me...............