Marriage Bliss!!

Train Travel _ Marriage Bliss!! :sad9:

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to
the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they
were both very tired and fell asleep quickly......he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be
willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." :love4:

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own ******* blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.