Worried about an old friend/can't find him

Is the moral here... beer good, woman bad?

I can't see ending my life over a woman. Heck, there are so many out there. Too bad they get corrupted by all the material stuff and the impossible life the tee vee makes them seem to think they "deserve".

My dawg, despite being a real drama queen as she gets older, never lets me down and doesn't mind beer breath. The only ones around me that do not like beer are the little airplane and the fish as they would rather I drink after playing with them.