My Last Trip To COSTCO ...

DO NOT STAND FOR BEING BANNED FROM COSTCO!!!!!
walk right in and tell the first employee that you see that you have to talk to the manager right away its very URGENT then tell him "the voices" told you to go directly to Costco right after you have cleaned all your guns!!! SO you did what the voices said!!! YOU ALWAYS DO WHAT THE VOICES TELL YOU TO....trust me they will let you do whatever the hell you want...they may even give you a few things to appease the voices!!!....
IF you really want him to **** his pants pull out one of the wifes old lipstick tubes and begin to coat your lips EXTRA wide!!! THEN tell them how much you like to shop there cuz its the oNLY place you dont hear the voices!!!! roll the lipstik around a few more times....and walk away talking to yourself.....

.. you could walk in there with your pants down and NO ONE who worked there would say a word to you !!