Guy walks into a bar.....

A guy walks into a bar and orders twelve shots of whiskey. The bartender shrugs then puts the drinks down on the bar. The man quickly drinks all twelve shots. The bartender looks at the man and says, "dude, I can't believe you drank those so fast." The man says, "you'd drink fast too if you had what I have." The bartender asks, "what do you have?" The man says, "75 cents."