ALL I wanted was a little fun

So after arguing with the TF, and getting the manual body installed, I decided to go for a ride this aft.

Thought maybe I'd go out Huetter road on the "prairie."

So I was toolin down Seltice way, coming up on Huetter, and LOOK WHERE THE MOUSE ARROW IS, was a Dep -yew- tee parked FACING THE WRONG WAY on the left shoulder of the divided road.

If you or I did this, we'd get a big fat ticket and get our car towed

Not only that, if YOU were going down a divided road in the left lane, AND CAME ACROSS A CAR FACING YOU don't'cha think this might be more than a little upsetting?




So THEN I'm toolin' down Huetter road, also a 45 zone, and the GPS claims I'm well below 50, AND HERE COMES a dea-puuu-tee sheriff in a pu truck. GEEZUS on a Krutch, ya think we have enough patrols on them thar secondary roads on a damn holiday?

Hey, you're a lot closer to me than I thought.