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The very best thing you can do is, first thing after you wake up in morning, is to apologize for whatever stupid thing you may do during the day.
Doesn't matter if you think it's perfectly fine and not even close to being wrong. You know it's going to be your fault so you might as well start the day off apologizing for it.

If I really, realllllly, actually had to live like that I would stick a gun in my mouth.

I,ve found the illegal alien approach works with my wife. Whenever shes talking I just smile and nod like they do.lol

That's a hoot right there!