Where to put my crank case breather tank

I am looking for some unique idea's on where to put my Morroso oil breather tank(besides where the sun doesn't shine) LOL

I dont want to vent my crankcase gasses into my air intake so i bought a Morroso crankcase breather tank. Correct me if i am wrong
-mount the tank lower than valve covers so oil does not pool in the lines
-I don't want oil mist on my headers so I should mount the tank behind the
headers
-I am running a line from each valvle cover to the can
-What if I mount in the front wheel well behind the front tire???
-Mount it in front by the bumper?

My valve covers don't have baffles which i need and one of the holes is over a lifter plus I am running HVHP oil Melling oil Pump
-What if I run my lines all the way to the back of the car and mount the can in back so all the S#$T doesn't get all over my car

I have been running nice pushin style oil breathers on each valve cover but I was pushing it at the track the other day and oil pooled up a little in the breathers and dripped on my headers-SMOKIN- A Little Rice Burner asked me If I was ON FIRE -the little BasT$%D Smart \***:protest: