LOOK!!! What not to give your son at 17

My first and second cars were both 35hp Hondas. Then Dad sinned and bought me a 340 powered '65 Barracuda but kept the title. He told me straight up, "I pay the insurance, you pay for the gas. Any speeding ticket you get will be your last in that car." He also told me "keep your bicycle". I never got a speeding ticket in that car...Dont know what my kids first car will be, either a slant 6 A or a VW Bus, air cooled of course.