Very Insensitive humor...

A lawyer,Doctor,and a redneck are all sitting at the local bar.They all start talking and dinking.The lawyer says its my wifes birthday tomarrow and I just bought her a dress,and in case she does not like it I bought her a diamond ring.The Doctors says for my wifes bithday I bought her some new lingerie,and in case she didn't like it I bought her a gold necklace.The redneck said I bought my wife a new flannel shirt,and in case she didn't like it I bought her a dildo so she can go **** herself!